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While your newly minted GILF foot tube may not be earning you calls from WIRED magazine just yet, there are still ways to get your brand and your backlinks out there on established websites. For a lot of entrepreneurs just getting their porn empire off the ground, buying adult guests posts is one of the easiest ways to make a little noise with masturbators, and more importantly, the search engines. An article on a relevant blog with high authority and massive social reach can give you a near-instant boost in traffic and help keep your profile high, even into the future.

The list below has some of the best sites and sources for porn-friendly guests posts all across the web. You’ll find databases featuring tens of thousands of websites in all niches that accept guest posts, as well as the services to help get your name in there. Some of these sites have professional multi-lingual writers who can work up a press release, blog post or article for you, or you can hire a freelancer who handles both writing and publishing on multiple sites.

Since guest posts are largely about backlinks and SEO, you’ll find various tools that help you track and analyze your metrics related to your articles. Some advanced packages even feature article scheduling for a continuous and automated SEO boost. Everything is set up to make it as easy and effective as possible for you to grow your brand and gain high-quality backlinks for your site. Since I know you ain’t made of money, I’ve also chosen adult guest post sites with the most competitive prices.

What's the price for 1 guest post?

It can vary a lot, as you may have imagined. After all, websites ain’t all created equal and neither are backlinks. It’s obviously going to be a lot easier and cheaper to get a guest post on some Redditor’s cosplay farting blog than a more respectable outlet like Forbes. Factors like niche, domain authority and traffic are going to play a huge fucking role in how much cheddar you’re going to have to shred.

Some of the really low-end offerings from freelancers at Fiverr and SEOclerks start at just five bucks, but you know what they say: you get what you pay for. More effective link placements start at just under fifty dollars, though really high-end porn guest posts may cost you many times that. Of course, there’s a pretty direct correlation between the price and the benefits; a guest post on a relevant porn site with high domain authority, high page authority and high traffic can do incredible things for your brand recognition and PageRank.

Who will prepare the content for my guest post?

A lot of smut peddlers go the DIY route. You save money working up your own article, and you can be sure to deliver exactly the points you want in whatever voice you feel works for your brand. Then you just use one of these services to help place it on a high-value website. My biggest advice is to write in the format of the venue you’re looking to be published in, whether it’s 1000-word squirting tutorials or 300-word blurbs about your newest interracial scissoring scene.

Not everyone is great at stringing words together, though, and not everyone wants to spend the time pecking away at the keyboard or worrying about SEO. Many of the adult guest post sites listed below have teams of writers who’re skilled at working up the copy you’re looking for, and there are freelancers on this list who may just do it cheaper. In the unlikely event, you can’t find the right writer for the gig, check out my list of Adult Content Writers here at PornWebmasters.

Will the guest post remain online permanently?

Pretty much, yeah. If you dig into the fine print, you’ll find phrases like “for the duration of the platform.” In other words, your guest post is probably going to stay online and continue giving you that SEO boost until that site goes offline, assuming it ever does. Think about it: pretty much any website with articles, whether it’s an amateur cum-swallowing blog or world-renown tech magazine, prides itself on the age and depth of its archives. Those guest posts about your new deepfake site, and the backlinks within, are going to be kicking well into the future.

How many guest posts do I need to buy to rank on top of search engines for a certain keyword?

This is another one of those questions where I wish I could give you an easy answer with some hard facts and figures, but there are just too many variables. Your niche is going to play a huge role in how hard it is to climb your way up the charts. It’s going to be an uphill battle if you’re trying to break into a saturated niche like Asian porn. On the other hand, it’s probably not going to take too many guest posts and backlinks to rank top if you’re making fetish porn catering to squid-milk enema enthusiasts.

The quality of those adult guest post sites is another huge factor, since it means a hell of a lot more when a known and popular site is talking about your wife’s really long nipples than if it’s just some asshole with a car stereo blog. One really useful thing you can do is analyze your competitor’s backlinks using one of the sites I’ve got listed in my SEO tools section. How many guests posts do you really need to get to the top? I don’t know, man, how many do the other creampie tubes have?

Is it possible to get penalized by search engines, if I buy guests posts for my porn website?

Avoiding manual penalties is just another reason to go for quality over quantity when it comes to buying adult guest posts. If you suddenly have a huge number of backlinks pointing at you from sources that have nothing to do with anal fisting, you might get accused of participating in a link scheme. That’s really bad fucking news for any porn webmaster, since it essentially buries your Google traffic.

I created this list to help you find high-quality, porn-friendly sites to place guest posts. One of their most important functions is to place you with relevant websites that look good to visitors and the robots who run the search engines, not just some random blogs built to farm backlinks. These companies wouldn’t have earned their reputations if their blog placements only gave a short boost before getting your butt-fucking boutique booted from Bing.

Can I get a refund, if I don't see any results?

The exact terms vary from site to site, but you’ll often find some kind of guarantee offered. OutreachCrayon will give you a refund if you just don’t like a backlink, while Accessily guarantees results or your money back. Freelancers often list their own guarantees (or not), but the platforms offer dispute resolution that’s heavily stacked in your favor in the event you get ripped off.

I doubt you’re going to need or want a refund, though, because the whole point of this list is to help you find the very best places to buy adult guest posts. These websites are safe and effective ways of getting your brand out there, putting it in perverts’ faces and letting the search engines sniff the panties. As always here at PornWebmasters, I update this list whenever I find a good source to get your adult guest posts on blogs and websites across the web.